Uncle Remus

Some boy sat on an old man. He wanted him to read a story, but the grandpa said, "I'm not going to read a story to some old punkish kid." But he said, "I'm not old and punkish. I'm good." But the old man said, "Who did (I forgot) to the chickens?" And then he said, "Who has been poking people's eyes? Using something for dinner? Who has been doing something with my pig?" The little boy said, "I won't do it any more."

Then he said, "If I do, I'll bring home a lot of cakes." And then he said, "Ok." The old man laid back and put the cake in his mouth and began to chew and laid back up. A bird saw it, and the bird turned his head and said, "Wow! Brer Fox is dead. I sure feel sorry for him." Then he said, "I'm not dead." Brer Rabbit couldn't find Brer Fox, so he yelled, "Brer Fox, Brer Fox, Brer Fox!" But the bird pretended to be the voice and said, "What?" Then he said, "You know that Mr. Turkey Bag kept those eggs." Mister Turkey Bag said, "Now, how could that be?" And then that's all I can remember the end...THE END!