The Whale

There was a whale, and it was trying to find food.  There was a fish, and the fish said, "Have you ever tasted human before?"

The whale said, "No.  What does it taste like?"

Then the fish said, "It tastes alright."

Then there was a knife on top of a rock, so the whale went to the knife on top of the rock, and then he ate the person, and then the person woke up.  Then the person was awake, so he banged and then he slammed and then he kicked and then he flipped.  Then the whale said, "Get out of my mouth.  I have the hiccups."

Then the man said, "Okay, promise me you'll put me on the island."  And then the whale put the person on the island, and then the person lived happily ever after and the whale, too.

The person cut the whale's tonsils out into square pieces.  The end.